Okay, so I was at the Post Office the other day, standing in line, waiting. Trying to decide whether or not to gloat to the others behind me when it was my turn. That's right, I'm next, I'm the lucky one, it's my turn. The people seemed rather humorless so I decided against it. As I approached the counter I heard the sweet sound of baby birds chirping. It was louder than it would be from a nest in the ceiling so I asked the clerk if I was hearing birds, and you are not going to believe what she said to me, or maybe you will. She said, "Oh, yes, those are baby chicks that are being mailed." I said, "You can mail baby chicks?" She replied, "Sure, so long as they are packaged correctly and shipped overnight." I then handed over the package I was there to mail and asked, "What about snakes? Can you ship snakes?" She said "Sure, if they are packaged properly, that will be $7.80". Handing her a 10, I said, "What about lizards, can I mail lizards?" Without looking at me she said ,"Sure". Then I asked "How about elephants?", looking past me, she gave me my change and said "Next" .
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